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Oh little turtley turtle n_n

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girl: i'm having vagina surgery

boyfriend: i know

girl: i love you

boyfriend: i love you too

after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there

girl: where is my boyfriend

dad: who do you think gave you the vagina

girl: what

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

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sicklysatisfied:

◢ Are You Satisfied? ◣

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siriusc:

Angelic Pretty — Spoon 55

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wow he sure is hungry

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no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

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i’m hip

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